Leaving you hanging

So I didn't want to leave you hanging in suspense. I've been gone for a while. I had to take a break. I needed it! It's hard to keep up with this madness. I'm still out there but taking a break from writing about it. Hopefully I will find the gem that's out there somewhere hidden in this world of hilarity!

Lesson learned

Note – guys to do NOT like it when you call them a perv, child toucher, weird or a creep.

I can’t help it, sometimes their pictures make them look like the above names. And I feel that it might be my duty to ask them if they are. I’m not pointing fingers and calling them these names, I’m only asking if they touch children or if they are weird. If they aren’t, they should have an equally good comeback for me that leads to engaging conversation. If they are, they might get mad and call me names.

Lesson learned.

Oh Canada

My newest annoyance is people who contact me like it’s the first time after I’ve already told them I didn’t think we’d be a good match. Brown_eyes1984 first reached out to me on 5/17. He’s 25 and just moved here from Canada. I let him know that he was a little too young for anything romantic but if he wanted we could talk and stuff. After he didn’t reply, I assumed he wasn’t interested. Then on 6/1, he contacts me again. To tell me that he just moved to NJ and was looking to meet new people. Um hello 25 year old with brown eyes, you already told me this!! So I told him that we’ve been over this before, I knew that he just moved here from Canada, I asked if he was casting the net so wide that he forgot who all he’s contacted, then I suggested he make a chart or something to keep track. Again, no reply. So odd!

vanguy4u, you are blocked!

I had to block the vanguy4u guy. I corrected myself to tell him that I was asking if he had a van that he used to kidnap small children. After he told me that wasn’t a very nice thing to ask, he started sending me poems. He told me that he made them up himself on the spur of the moment. The poems are even too disturbing to post. In fact, I feel disgusted just thinking about it. So gross!!! So I blocked him. I’ve never blocked anyone before so I don’t know what happens but I do know that he hasn’t contacted me since, so I guess the blocking worked!

I don't have a van

So I heard back from vanguy4u. But when he replied I realized that I had made a typo in my email to him. I wanted to ask him if “HE” had a van that said “free candy” on the side of it. But instead I typed “I”. I was asking if “I” had a van that said free candy!! These damn fat fingers. I had typed it from my phone and the buttons are really small and my fingers are really fat. So he was all confused and told me that he didn’t know if I had a van. Damnit!!!!!!! I totally suck.

General updates

And since I’ve been gone I thought I’d give some updates

- Party Hat Joe – I haven’t heard from him in a while. The last time I heard was about a month ago. I might be due for another text from him soon.
- Smallest Horse in The World – I am no longer speaking with him. I told him I wasn’t interested in meeting up with him that much. He pleaded one more time to meet up, asking me to reject him on his looks, not his personality. I gave up and stop replying. Then he de-friended me on facebook. The horror.
- Tallest Horse In The World – I still talk with him a lot. He’s busy so it’s hard to hang out with him but all is good on this frontier
- I asked vanguy4u if he had a van that had the words “free candy” written on the side, still waiting for his response.
- The BF with all the cats that told his mom about me the Monday after our date on Saturday – I last heard from him about a month ago. I might be due for another text soon too.

Those are all the updates for now.

I don’t want to seem like a stalker even though I totally am.

I originally bonded with this new Stalker over many conversations about Lost, the TV show. We seemed to hit it off even though he did seem a bit neurotic and didn’t have a real job of sorts but instead had a mishmash of odd jobs – cataloging some billionaire’s books, juice truck, some retail. But whatever, to each his own. Initially I had cancelled on Stalker a few times because I was sick and not getting better. But we finally met up a few weekends ago. I was still a little sick but we met for a drink and food. He was for sure a little geeky, nice overall, but there really wasn’t any sparks there. We didn’t have much in common other than Lost. BUT he hadn’t even watched all seasons, he only started watching it THIS year bc his roommate was a fan and would have people over(!!!!!). However he really wanted to hang out again. So I had agreed to hang out the next Thursday. Wednesday came and I really didn’t feel like hanging out, so I called him to cancel. He wanted to reschedule to the weekend, I was busy, except maybe Sunday. He wanted to meet up Sunday, I asked if we could play it by ear. Sunday came, I was running around doing errands and got an email. His email asked if it was too pushy to insist on seeing me (my head is screaming YES!!!) that day. I didn’t reply. So a half hour later, he sent me a text saying he didn’t want to seem like a “stalker”….blablalba. In my head I’m thinking, but you totally are a stalker! So I told him no, I was busy running errands, I hadn’t even showered that day, it’d have to be another time. We’ll see how this all ends up, sagas are always to be continued as always!!