Mullets and headphones

I was contacted by simplynice423 some time ago. His picture looked like he was wearing headphones over his mullet. I want to re-create our conversation, it was so good. Here's the convo, the the best of my ability to remember.

His initial contact email said something plain like: "hey, what's up".
Me: Are those headphones and a mullet that you're rocking?
Him: Mullet's went out in the 80's (where they every IN?!?!), and no, those are sunglasses on my head
Me: Too bad, I'm only interested in guys with mullets and headphones
Him: I can grow one for you and get headphones
Me: I couldn't reply to this one. It was too painful to read.
Then, recently I got this (this is actual correspondence):
Him: Yeah, you have some new pictures! Are you wearing a pair of Converse sneakers. Nice!
Me: U still rockin those headphones?
Him: If you want me too! What have you been up to? Have you been visiting Viagra Falls. hahaha (I have a pic of at Niagara Falls)
Me: Man. How did u even find me again? Go put up some pics of ur mullet!!!
Him:I have a ponytail now. And you not that hard to find! lol
Me: Prove it. With pics. And r u a stalker? How am I not that hard to find??

The saga will continue I'm sure....